Grammarlocks and the Three Theiyr'res (ages 8 and up)
Meet Grammarlocks, an annoying little brat with no sense of boundaries. Not unlike her mother. Yes, Goldilocks is alive and well (for now).
Papa There and Mama Their are off enjoying Baby They're's spelling be. But the bears will be home soon, and the'll find that someone's been eating their alphabet soup! Will no one ever learn it's best not to disrespect three hungry theiyr'res?
Illustrated by the talented Brittany Penn.
NOTE: Friends, this isn't really a children's book. It's your passive-aggressive answer for those grown-up coworkers who still can't tell the difference between there, their, and they're. You're welcome.
Silver Hair's Revenge (Grammarlocks Part II, ages 13 and up)
Coming soon!
Goldilocks is back, despite Papa's warnings to stay away, and she's hot on the trail of her missing daughter. She suspects the Three Theiy're's know something of her whereabouts. One thing Papa There and Mama Their didn't count on: a mother's determination.
Goldie, now Silver Hair, may teach the bears a lesson on this fateful day. That revenge is a bowl of alphabet soup best served cold.
NOTE: Unlike Grammarlocks, this one is NOT a children's book. It's another visual aid to help us adults not commit malapropisms on accident. Especially not in front of our bosses and other important people who write our evaluation reports!
The Angel's Angles (Grammarlocks Part III, ages 13 and up)
Release date to be determined
The Angel of the Faerie Forest loathes her job. She's willing to do anything to get out of it. Although the Archangel Uriel constantly tries to convince her otherwise, she has many angles yet to pursue.
What is that? Are those the cries of Baby They're Bear? Something terrible has happened! It may be the Angel who learns a lesson this time. That it may be best to want what you have, rather than get what you want.
NOTE: Once again, friends, this is not children's book. It's another visual aid to help us adults not commit malapropisms on accident. Especially not in front of our bosses and other important people who write our evaluation reports!